Can someone explain this to me??? Alright, before you start maybe a question is in order.  I don’t need you to explain to me why you’re eating that donut and it’s not breakfast…. I thought we were doing the whole P90X thing… or did you give up? Oh sorry, wrong post. Anyways it’s about relationships and if any of you know anything about them I’ll step off my soap box for you ok? But first you have to put that donut down… seriously.  And let me remind you I want an explanation on a long term, successful, meaningful,  not living like zombies, die hard, romantic, exciting, no lies about your farting issues at night or snoring, I’d be there until you’re missing your brain and I won’t believe you’re brain dead and pull the damn plug type of  relationship?!?!?!? Hands anyone??? Ok… so far… I didn’t think so.

This question puzzles me and I have to say I’ve been on this world long enough to accept the fact that everyone has high hopes. Reminiscing on a time when I wanted a fairy tale relationship when I was a child and reliving it every time I had partaken in an enjoyable moment with toys. Well… fast forward to the future and we aren’t getting anywhere, I’m not any younger and the toys I have… well… may get me a shot on an obscure talk show. So…. Now what??? Now I know people that claim they’re happy only to end up complaining about a possible threat in the cheating category when a night out with friends arise, mysterious happenings similar to an alien abduction that the theater give hints to or your brain admits to, or cry when watched by a gathering of adorning friends and family when watching a movie about two happy squirrels in a toon??? And I digress… what gives and why o why must we play this game that ends up a prequel to our second life in this world or the next?

Am I upsetting you? Good, a stern kick in the rear will do anyone good because it’s our lives we’re talking about for Jim Carrey’s sake!!! And why not… are you happy or miserable is the question? Why do we endure relationships only to find we are the less likely few that ends in turmoil like those of our fallen colleges displayed on a local TV reality show or at home? I’m not sure. I could say deep down our primary goal is to procreate and any means necessary is the catalyst that will get this going. A long-term relationship with a high school sweetheart, someone you fell for when you weren’t thinking straight and now it HAS to fit, your urges were rearing when you were already IN a relationship and now… it’s love I tell you!!! Whatever your reasoning I’m sure anyone would say they wouldn’t try it (if it’s bad) and if it’s good they’ll try to find their own miserable story to assimilate/recreate that so many lives get tied into… thanks mom and dad!!!

Let me pose another question, what is the perfect relationship? Is it a bridge between acceptance and denial, is it a refrain to become like someone you already know but you will or will not because you might have a clue or was it taught to us by our family that says “I did it and SO SHOULD YOU…. And you better I need grandchildren stat!?!?!?!?

More on another post….

Until then…

Please don’t eat the donut and just stay hungry… (grrrr)